you had obama in a toilet seat. >> i walk out. oh, my god. what happened to you? you don't say that! craig: you usually are like -- like arnold. >> i made you another prop too. you lunch and nap and pills and nap and poop and cry. and do your show and then you cry. [applause] i love it! i love it! [applause] i love it! i love it! actually, you know what? >> no! damn it. i'll make a new one that says all good. craig: no, i don't like it up there. i want it somewhere else. i want to put it somewhere where it is more -- [laughter] >> i feel bad that i brought you a gift. i never brought geoff anything. i brought geoff something from vegas. you don't have a girlfriend do you, geoff? geoff: no. >> you don't. i made this just for you. you can put it next to you every night. this is your girlfriend. [applause] look at that. i even made -- you can lay her right down here in front of the fireplace. look at that. you can lay her down. put her knee up. whatever the hell. whatever the hell. [applause] he got a better gift. craig: thanks for the gift i got last time you were h